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Anyone who dares to utter his or her opinions automatically get alot of shit thrown back, just because he or she may differ from the current socially accepted "philosophy". It's always fun to hear what people think about me, just because I have the views I have, and change them as I go along. Is this because my thinking has no substance? No. I'm just not (entirely) stuck on principles. Principles are good, but not if you are their slave... This page is not here to avoid any eventual lawsuit, because I believe in my self-claimed freedom of speach (and not in automatic-approved-rights as some others do), and to let you know that what I post here might not be there just to offend you, but because I have a saying in all kinds of matters (that I maybe shouldn't have a saying in).

Prescript
   Consider this: Not everything you read is true.

§1. Explizit language, cursing, spittin' etc.
   Yes. Oh, well. I agree with those who says that cursing reveals that your vocabulary is lacking, but this does not apply to me, however. I mean, sometimes the word fuck really describes how you feel in a given situation.
   I can't justify my language, but I can explain why it is how it is. Now, I grew up in the rural North of Norway, where we're known for our harsh language and the gift of making new cursewords when the situation demands it. In addition, I've been listening way too much at rock and hip-hop music to put this habit away just like that. You could say it's a part of my cultural heritage, or some shit like that:)
   I try to strike out any unnecessary use of cursewords, however.. Just don't let your five-year-old read this page without parental guidance. Thx.

§2. Views on racism, nazism, anti-racism, anti-nazism, feminism etc.
   As you can see I've already drawn a line between pretty radical viewpoints like nazism and anti-racism to feminism. Heh. I am no sexist, I'd say. On the contruary. I believe, however, that equality among people and sexes (etc.) is impossible due to the fact that humans are human (i.e. we're all flawfull, and that's what makes it interesting (and dangerous!)).
   I've been called a great deal of names during and after discussions. Most of all people say that I'm unbelieveable prejudiced. I think you'll have to meet me in person to find that out for yourself, but as you've probably gathered by now, I'm a sucker for provocation. After all, people tend to energize their minds if provoced. You could say that I am the (selfappointed) Pope of Awareness.
   In last year's (2003) Female of the year contest, I agreed to have a feminist on the list of potential candidates, to please a few of my feministic readers, but I'm glad to say that miss Jenna Jameson didn't win.

§3. Grotesque images and stories (and more)
   Provocation sometimes needs visual projection to work, and I must warn you that I am not afraid to use it when it's necessary. I must point out, however, that I take no pleasure in it (like those bastards over at rotten dot com). Also you will find featured "Scariest picture of the day" in the links section, which varies in degrees of disgustingness. I take no responsibility to the potential damage you, your children or even your housepet may suffer from viewing these pictures. The best way to protect yourself from the undoubtedly harmful images is to turn off your screen while browsing this site. If this turns out to be a disfunctional solution, turn your screen on again and adjust the brightness down to 15%. This should also reduce the possibilities of getting cancer, but at the same time it increases the reduction of eyesight. Again, Sigg3 dot net has no responsibility when it comes to the measures you choose to take to protect yourself.

§3.1. Grotesque images, Tom Hanks

Somehow this disturbed actor has infiltrated the internet's userbase, using his abilities of Tom Hanksness which works more or less like the consequences of a nuclear explosion (see: radioactive fallout; loosing hair, infertility, birth defects etc.), minus the heat. In the spirit of protecting the less capable readers from any potential hazards related to the mind-melting of Hanks, also referred to as the Tom Hanks syndrome, I have decided that his name or persona will not by mentioned or discussed on any other of this websites pages, except this one. This decision was officially backed up in 2003, when the Group of Concerned People (GCP) proposed a change in the United Nations' International Human Rights, stating that: «All men and women of the world should have the right to openly deny any forced influence pressed upon by Tom Hanks fanatics (...) and be given the right to say NO!» The proposal is still pending for approval.

§4. Responsibility, ©opyright and such
   The material posted by me, that has no indication of being cut and pasted from somewhere else (i.e. where source is mentioned), is most probably written by yours truly. I am responsible for what I say, but I reserve the right to change my mind if properly justified (according to my own standards, which are high) and I reserve myself from any misuse this website's content by other parties. All material on Sigg3 dot net is protected by International ©opyrightlaws and I implore all users to respect these, even though I might have neglected them in the past (and will continue to neglect them (in certain cases) in the future). Please e-mail me (through this form) before using anything on my server. Thanks!

§5. Official policy on SPAM
   Allthough fun at times, SPAM is pretty annoying and should - to an extent - be abolished from the 'net. What do I mean by 'to an extent'? Well, we must not forget the freedom of speach, but SPAM is more like harrasing than making an actual statement of some sort. This is why Sigg3 dot net has a clear policy on SPAM: We hates it! I feel sorry for those who have nothing else to do in life but harass other men and women of this world by distributing worthless advertisment.. I really do.
   Two ways of beating SPAM: Spam ABUSE dot net's way and sigg3 dot net's!

§6. Feedback through e-mail, comment-feature and tagboard
   I love feedback, constructive critics of words or works that I've managed to produce, and I'd really like to hear your thoughts. If you wanna, drop a line by e-mail through this form, or use the Tagboard. In addition, there is a comment-feature dedicated to every, single post. Read more about this, and other stuff, at the sitemap. Thanks!

§7. The duty of civil disobedience
   According to the ideas founded by the men behind Anarchism, we are all invited to use our common sense and break the laws of a government which doesn't govern at all, and for some people this will apply to Sigg3 dot net. Now, I'm quite (fascinated but at the same time) ignorant when it comes to Anarchism, but one of my principles (humility - allthough not too apparent at times:) demands me to respect the followers of such a bold worldorder (or lack of it). This paragraph could probably've been let alone.. What I'm trying to say is that this disclaimer is more like a guide, not a rulebook. You've a duty! Find your own way!

§8. The Best Page In The Universe
   People have come up to me on the street saying: "Your homepage is probably The Best Page In The Universe! Can I have your autograph?" Well, you are all wrong. This is the best page in the Universe: www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net.. Doh!
And stop asking me for sex. Public toilets have other purpouses!

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