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- C'mere and give us a hug!
- mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... *squeeze* hm?
- What?
- I think you've put on some weight over the spring
- Must be all those breakfasts you make. Eggs, bacon, beans, bacon, toast with bacon, bacon wraps, bacon salad, bacon bra..
- No more bacon for you, Sigg3
- WHAT? You saying I'm FAT?! I'm all ext3!
- Just a little chubby, that's all. But it's nice!
- Stfu that's extra muscle, baby
...
- Were you chubby as a child?
- Chubby? No. Had some additional flesh like the other kids..
- Big boned?
- Us growing up in the North have a little extra tummy for protection
- Protection?
- From the arctic blizzards.. starvation.. polar bear stuff
- ..right
- Besides, who are you to talk with all that blubber?
- WHAT?!!
- Check these two out! One over here and one over here. ALL FAT!
- Sigg3, that's my boobs
- So?
- You think my boobs are too big?
- I don't think 'too big' is in the Oxford Illustrated, honey
- Shut up, Chubby Tubby
- I'm warning you
...
- Chubby Chubbs?
- That's it I'm sleeping on the couch!
- I don't have a couch
- It's a metaphor! I'm turning my enormous body away from you
- Good night :)
- "Put on weight" my ass, effin' Ghandi over here! ..It's just Ghandi loves teh bacon
post number 1232 @ 3:53 pm | 3 comments
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