I most definetely have a weak spot for receptionists. I don’t think it’s just the fact that the substitutes are all young, attractive females. No. I think it’s the entire scheme. They’re there to protect and to serve. Just without the badges and angry narco-dogs. If I’d reached far in this world, I’d be a … Continue reading Substitute receptionists
Guess who’s running the reception as we speak? You guessed right! It’s only temporary, this short half of an hour, but I’m enjoying every second of it. Why? Well, I’ve been thinking about just that. I feel like a god, sitting here directing incoming calls with the smallest whim from the end of my fingertips. … Continue reading Daemon of Information: The Receptionists' Manifesto
I’ve carefully selected and uploaded 94 pictures from our Barcelona visit in April to Flickr. It was a really wonderful and much-needed vacation from the cold and grey pre-spring atmosphere of dread we were suffering from in Oslo at the time. Let me just say that Barcelona is beautiful and that it even rivals Rome … Continue reading Roundup of our Trip to Barcelona’s many parks, April 2014
I will sort out this page whenever I have nothing else to do, promise! Weblogs Blogjam: Great blog by Fraser, not updated for a year Carl Sverre: Blog by CB former head of the Daily Bloons Cinema Strikes Back: great alternative movie reviews and news Cryptomundo: the best of news from the world of cryptozoology … Continue reading Links
I just sat down at the reception to cover for our receptionist, when I opened Norwegian "news" site Nettavisen and came across this little gem: The article’s title is: Are you dreaming about "The Good Life"? and is a superficial take on a survey published in Science magazine about our lives (more in English here) … Continue reading Scariest picture of the day: Evil Asian or Stock Photo FAIL?
Mira @ Jefflion.net just posted a list and asked for comments. I don’t usually post this kind of crap on my own website, I just litter the comments of others’, but today (right now) I’m standing in for the receptionist where I work for an hour so why not kill some time? Papercuts Premature ejaculation … Continue reading 10 Random Things I find Annoying
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Our receptionist is on holiday. We’ve got a new standin. Young. Cute. Nicely Coloured Blond. In SECURITAS uniform. There’s just something about uniforms that, well, turns me on. Can you say HOT? I can’t stop smiling around her. A girl in a uniform smiling back at you? That’s heaven on earth for me if there … Continue reading Two cents
I went to the dentist this morning. I got a form where I had to fill in all kinds on information regarding my health. I can understand why the dentist would ask for HIV/Aids, body fluids being a keynote of every dental examination, but there was a lot of them. Smoker? Check. Bad breath? See … Continue reading A trip to the dentist
I met a dog today. That’s right! His name was Lucky. Why? I asked his owner. He has a dog’s life, she said. He’s Lucky. Without plunging into the melancholic sides of existentialism, I greeted Lucky as a friend. He sniffed me twice and found me to be smelling just the way a friend should … Continue reading A dog named Lucky